How To Annoy Your Parents!!
1. Follow them everywhere around the house.
2. When they say your name: “moo” like a cow.
3. Sing really loudly through the toilet door when they are using the toilet.
4. Pretend you have amnesia.
5. Say everything backwards.
6. Complain that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4am and loudly say; “Good morning Sunshine!!”
8. Snort loudly when you laugh; then laugh harder.
9. Run into walls.
10. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
11. Pluck someone’s hair and yell at the top of your voice: “DNA!!!!!!!!”
12. Talk to a pen. For example: “Oh you write so lovely. Yes you do! Oh yes you do!!”
13. In public yell: “NO MUM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!”
14. Switch the light button on and off whilst yelling: “Oh I get it!!!!”
15. Try to climb the wall.
16. Hold their hand and whisper: “I see dead people.”
17. Eat your hair.
18. At everything they say yell: “LIAR!!!!”
19. When you take a shower yell: “I’M DROWNING!! I’M DROWNING!!”
20. Tap on their door all night long whilst saying: “Help me. Help me. Help me.”
21. Talk to the pople on the TV adverts about your problems.