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Illegal 999 Pirates…


Oh my word yesterday was drama filled. The normal part of my day involved packing up my room and making room in the loft. I hit my head on the way up the ladder but didn’t do any more damage… yes! The rest of my day however…

So, drama one, a book of mine got sold on Amazon, I got £2 something for it and postage cost me £3 something. What a joke. I effectively paid the person to take this book from me. Drama two, I ended up illegally driving on the motorway. Oops. Mum gave the worst directions and even though I was clear in my mind what I need to do her freaking out totally confused me. I didn’t mind… I thought it was pretty funny. However I have no idea what the consequences would have been had the police caught me. Let me play out the scene for you… Remember watching “Transformers” ? The first one? And remember the scene between Glen and Maggie in the police station and the conversation goes like this…

Glen: Okay, Maggie, look. Let me break it down to you, how it’s gonna happen. They gonna come through that door, they’re gonna play good cop, bad cop. Don’t fall for that, alright?
[Maggie rubs her head]
Glen: That’s why I ate their food. See, they put the plate of donuts out here to test your guilt. If you don’t touch it, you’re guilty!
[exhibits empty plate]
Glen: I ate the whole plate. The WHOLE plate. So, me and you: they walk through that door, you don’t say nothing.
[Agents enter the room, and Glen is calm up to the point an agent places his briefcase on the table… ]
Glen: [pointing to Maggie] It was her! She did it! She did it! She’s the one you want!
Maggie: Glen!
Glen: Don’t talk to me! Don’t talk to me criminal!
Glen: Woah, sugar rush.

I’m Glen, mum’s Maggie… and if the cops come, that’s EXACTLY how the situation is gonna play out. But in my mind for some reason I look like Justin Lowe… Really very random!

Drama three, I was treated to a trip to the cinema to watch “Pirates of the Caribbean 4“. That wasn’t the drama, but when Laura and I passed the shopping mall on our way the whole place had alarms going off and a very loud automated messaged telling everyone to evacuate the building. Since there was no one turning it off we wondered whether it was a real fire somewhere and therefore decided to “do the right thing” and call 999. So we did and apparently the fire service was already there. So we weren’t total losers after all 😛 I’ve been working before when the alarms went off in the shopping mall but actually I’ve never seen all the alarms flashing in every shop before… and with it being after hours and no one around it was kinda spooky.

Drama four… Laura refused to by me Skittles when we were at the cinema. BUT, Pirates of the Caribbean 4 is worth the watch. It was pretty funny. Not as good as the first but loads better than the second or third. Laura fell in love with the missionary in the movie and both she and I have decided we wanna be mermaids. We’ve decided they’re cool. Soul drowning aside. But since there was a bit of uncertainty as to whether the missionary, Phillip, survives when Syrena pulls him into the water… I did some research on the movie and here’s what my Facebook conversation looked like between Louisa, Tessa and myself…

Akila: The missionary is alive! Syrena kissed him, and a mermaid’s kiss prevents anyone from drowning. She pulled him under to heal him. Unlike all the others who tempted sailors to “kiss them” but never actually did… He DID kissed her which is the key!! Woop woop!! He’s alive!!! 😛

Tessa: Did you look this up? 😛

Akila: I did!!! It was torturing me not knowing!!!

Tessa: Haha I see.. So what happens when they stop kissing? Because they went underwater..

Akila: Hahahahaha it doesn’t matter, the single kiss prevents him from drowning… so I guess he’s a merman now 😛 Or maybe he only needed to be underwater long enough for the waters to heal him, then she dumped him on dry land… or and then they had babies 😛 And they names one Ariel 😛 LOL

Tessa: Hahahaa getting a bit carried away are we? 😛 How do mermaids give birth anyways? Do they lay eggs?

Akila: Nooooo silly…they go on shore and be humans! 😛 😛 😛

Tessa: Yes but what if there is no shore?

Akila: They have 9 months to swim to one! sort of like when they reach the 3rd trimester like we cant fly… they cant go swimming in the deep blue!! maybe the shallow, close to the shore… but not the deep end! XD

Tessa: Haha so at the start of the 9 months do they have to be human as well?

Akila: Hmmm good point… yes, Laura says they have to do it the human way… passionately!!! XD Laura’s actually in love with the missionary hahahahaha he was “physically fit” according to her bbbhahahaha

Tessa: Hahahaha wow, go get him Laura! 😉 (Have fun battling a mermaid :P)

Louisa: YAYYY!!!! haahaa 🙂

Akila: Oooooh yea, Laura’s gonna have to fight the mermaid first…didnt think about that. could be quite entertaining to watch! 😛

Tessa: Someone should film it.

Akila: Pirates of the Caribbean 5 😛

Let’s be honest… Pirates of the Caribbean is all about Jack Sparrow. Sorry… “CAPTAIN” Jack Sparrow (Pete Q!) Jonny Depp Really made that character what it is and he’s a genius for it! Today has been a lot less eventful. Thank goodness! It’s been about packing up and packing down… my room and loft. It’s already past 8pm so I guess the rest of the evening is going to be prepping for tomorrow. Lots of running around tomorrow. *Sighs* It’s all good though. Prayer requests… money, practice driving and my doctor’s appointment either tomorrow or Tuesday for my hair. Pray they take me seriously! I’m taking my hair that’s fallen out in a bag haha… it’s pretty rank how much there is 😦 God is good though. Just gotta keep praying 🙂


Transformers: Maggie & Glen"Is this part of the plan?" Jack: "No"Philip & Syrena